So this is my dog.
She’s a 5 year old Weimaraner who doesn’t listen to me and is doing her best to eat me out of house and home.
Obligatory gross dog story: While asleep, she once passed gas so loudly that she woke herself up, which then woke me up, and the cloud of rancid intestinal gas ensured that I could not fall back asleep. #Fuckyeah #fuckinglovemydog
What a dog eh.